This kinda shit gets me every time.  They purposely put the milk in the back of the store, so you have to walk past the age old battle of bear vs. wolf.  For $34.99 I was close.  But you gotta feel like a dick if you go in for Vitamin Water and leave with this piece of frozen history while our country’s in a recession.    
Brilliant design.  Smoke a cigarette while getting high on burning metal and paint all at once. Someone messed up.

Just so you know, if you ever see a woman in this hat you get a BJ.  Wherever you are.  She’ll be smoking Virginia Slims, drinking a good beer like Keystone Light at a camp fire in Enumclaw wearing bright red lipstick and an off shade pink polar-fleece to “match”, shit faced drunk at dusk still in her pajamas.  Say “I like your hat.”      

Who buys this hat?  Seriously.  Fresh off of work, pumping some gas into the Ford F150 you stomp inside for a big hunk, a 24oz of Monster and BAM!  There it is.  This is the hat you’ve been looking for your whole life and you didn’t even know it.  You smile, cause you know all those guys with the stickers on their horizontal brims are gonna be staring at you when you walk into Alderwood Mall with this curved creation of the lord on you head.  You are a man of FAITH. And you’re not afraid to let any pussy know it.