So, I’m with Budo doing the last round of the downstairs basement in Value Village on Capital Hill,  and I come across a beautiful plastic princess head.  As I reach down to look closer at her the better 1/3 of her upper torso on a garbage can lid, I see something very disturbing.  It looks as if this head of blonde locks, at one point a prized possession for a young girl possibly around Hanukkah (A decapitated white person.  Who doesn’t want that?) has turned her madden into…a booger wall.  Yes, whoever owned her, got tired of the decapitated blonde bitch and once and for all put an end to her fancy smug synthetic cockiness by smearing boogers on her face.  And her neck.  And in her hair.  Then waited a couple years for them to crust over, got a soft spot for the community and decided to give it back.  Now, Value Village is selling this babe for $5.99 (And the boogers from 01′ come with it).