Considering the “death face mini” and “skeleton hand of rape” were in the “Value Section,” I thought I’d channel my inner Oldominion and spend some of this rain water on shit weird white people like.  I can’t take it to Dante’s inferno when I chuck the deuce on this mortal world, might as well “go in” while I’m here. 



Just to remind myself that I am a predator and I kill shit like deer, I will wear this hat and blend into mother nature before I murder everything in it.  

Bitches can hunt these days.  There’s no doubt about that.  And we respect the hell out of any she/man that can take down a 4 point stag, cut it’s gullet till it bleeds to death and then make us a wicked pot of chilli from the game meat she just caught.


-Aberdeen Washington as told to Eric Powers for Kube93

And in the tradition of our mid evil ancestors, here in nebraska they offer human legs of meat.  

I was sold on this gas station from the jump, but once i saw the rings…it was on.  A mason ring!?  And i don’t have to join a secrete society filled of the most evil men in the world to get it!?  Fuck yes.  


I really have no idea if masonic dudes are really evil.  I got to page 28 in “Behold the Pale Horse” before I turned the TV back on.  But I have smoked thousands of blunts w/ Xperience over the last 5 years, and I’ve heard enough masonic rants to be one.  With this ring on of course.