As a gift for my 9 month sobriety date, God decided to
grant me a princess, a dance and a reminder that double
fisting rum and cokes all night either ends up in
Clamidia, or on the ground. With Clamidia. I’ve been
to both places and from now on I’m just watching.
Bill W. was a genius. Here’s to 9 months!

hahahaaa – damn you prophesized that one!
haaha drunk in NE ftw. And thats really the tourname? classic. props on the 9months too
She fell s0000per hard for you.
LOL! thank you mack…thank you. good reminders!
And here’s to 9 more! Cheers! Some funny shit main…
Good LAWD!!
deeeeeeam
OMFG that was hilarity and awesome. I love that you posted it as a reminder to your sobriety! WOohooo!
cornfed priceless
hahha hilarious