Ok, sure.  I see what Clarks was trying to do here.  And maybe if Ghostface was wearing these in 99′, huffing paint in some Staten Island basement I’d understand.  But now?  GTFOH.  And you know when the price tag is $50 down from $140 for the Wallies, somebody fucked up.   


And as if jumping on the Supra bandwagon of “let’s make our feet look like astronauts” wasn’t enough, Clarks decided to outline their Michelin man Wallies with a piece of Catwoman patent leather.  Can you name a show in the history of the game that has benefited from this material?  


Me either.  


Hell no.  This looks like a Payless shoe walked it’s way over to Vietnam and got lost in the wrong sweatshop.  Jordan brand is ruining children’s lives by existing.  Let the classic’s be.