On my final day of Canal street searching, I was exhausted. Lumpishly moping home on the vicious Canal concrete that had defeated my feet, I decided to stop at the last bootleg shop on the corner. While looking through the Jesus’s, I saw a packaged piece in the back of the rack. I turned it around, and there he was. THE BAWSE! Yes, all this searching for Jesus when Officer Ricky had been waiting for me the whole fucking time! Big, yellow, with shades on, god decided to give me a gift for my hard work.
Rick begged to go to Sound Set with me on Sunday and I granted him his wish. We left Jesus in the car and I immersed Ross into the midwest culture of underground rap. After trying to sell pictures of the boss for $1 at the merch table, I had made $3 bucks by late afternoon. Wasn’t as big of money maker as you’d assume. So I took Ross on a walk and introduced him to some of my friends. Here’s who he ran into.
Contest: Who took the best pic with the boss? The person with the most votes gets a VIP pass to hang with the Bawse at an undisclosed location (probably a bowling alley in the South end), a CDR of Rick Ross’s new album, and 2 pictures with the man for half off ($1).
Cast your votes in the comments section.

Sabzi!
as always, sabzi’s commitment takes him over the top
That is a super close contest… Between Sabzi, Aqua One, and the Bawse himself of course…
my mom votes for Sabzi. She thinks he’s cute;)
i like the mayor aka Jon Moore cuz he is just so serious about it.
I am going with my man DJ Flip Flop. He looks like he is channeling aliens through the pendant that is the Bawse.
BEE!!! with his hella rick ross lookin ass!! seriously the resemblance is uncanny.
i hope its not to late.
brian obviously takes the crown
-chev
Tunji for sure
J MOORE NO QUESTION
Tunji
Sabzi. Tunji in 2nd, though!
Saba, you must bite the Jesus Piece to see if its real White Gold.
if Bee wins, THAT’S RACIST!
Lo Be One Kenobi, because he makes Rick Ross just a little bit legit by holding that chain. One Be Lo the dopest lyricist since Escobar, and Rick Ross can tell that to the real Noreaga.
really? no love for POS? he holds it so tenderly.
(also it’s spelled natti with an I :-p)
i gotta roll with tunji. how can you deny that tension..
Night. Clubber. Lang.
i vote again for Tunji just bcause Sabzi wins too much, it is racist
N. Lang
teh sabz