The fact that you can trick roughly 70% of drunk people into believing you are actually wearing a Black Bear around your neck makes this jacket even fresher.

1/2 Cosby, 1/2 Back To The Future, 1/4 Earth Kitt and 1/4 Dance Dance RevolutionI kiiiinda got a mini boner when I came across this rare Member’s Only “Elephant Print” jacket while killing time in Port Townsend.  I’ve been a Member’s Only connoisseur  for years, and I have never come across this make/leather type.  The Elephant Print is one of the most OG patterns of our generation and to see it combined with the MO tripped me out. Unfortunately it was just a little to big to pull off, and didn’t fit right in the arms.  I still felt rather satisfied after what I discovered.  Reminds me of a quote.  ”Sometimes just finding the gem is worth the dig” – Lewis and Clark

(not really sure if Lewis or Clark ever said that, but Oregon Trail on the computer back in the day use to be the shit!  I’m out here forging hella rivers.  Snake bite bitch!)

This is one of those lobs that the thrift gods just toss up to you.

Then you realize it’s a XXXL and has a bunch of dudes on the back unsuccessfully having an orgy with a Lion.

And then I found the jacket that David Bowie wanted to rock in the Labyrinth, but Jim Henson cocked blocked and said it would scare the baby.  The joint Van Damn pleaded to wear in Breakin but they didn’t have the budget.  The jacket Ferris Bueller was suppose to wear over his cheetah v-neck sweater, but didn’t have the foreskin to pull it off.

The Leather Lightning Bolts!?!  Two different colors of Suede purp!?!  $18?!?  No question.